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Todays Texts

You: What doesn’t look slightly shitty in our basement.

Me: Things just in my line of sight- grow a pirate, baby t-rex, tiny blue tambourine, Dancing with Cats, Harry Potter snuggie, Harry Potter pillow, mancandle, “follow the butterflies” quote with horrid Ron pics, room of awesome post-it note frame, small German cat book, all six famous paintings we added our artistic flare too, pillow we found on the street, a letter banning us from Black Bear, bug zapper, foam ax, Harry Potter book 6 placed to match our coffee pot, beard lamp, the little book of beards, dirty alcoholic fish in a large brandy glass, a Bob Ross coloring book, and the plain white lamp shade we bought for a coloring palette. 

You: We are awesome.

I’m burnin’ up for you baby.


Soundtrack reality.

If the background music of movies actually happened in real life, this is what it would look like.

Soundtrack reality.

If the background music of movies actually happened in real life, this is what it would look like.


Soundtrack reality.

If the background music of movies actually happened in real life, this is what it would look like.

Soundtrack reality.

If the background music of movies actually happened in real life, this is what it would look like.


"Harry has no lips."

"Harry has no lips."

 

Kstew at doctor scene. Reenacted by two people. Very accurate.

  

Weird Stain on my Black Shirt - Michelle and the Bagelz

Fix yourself giant paper shredder, I can’t handle your incessant beeping #toohungover

kut” will not be used in this plognorg game.